And yet another version, taken from this site:

I wish I were a fascinating lady
With a past that was great
And a future that was hazy
I'd sleep all day and work all night
And live in a house
With a little red light
And once a month
I'd take a short vacation
And leave all the men
In utter desperation
And once a year I'd go hog wild
And have myself an illigitimate child
I wish I were a fascinating lady
Instead of a Girl Scout Oh yeah
Instead of a Girl Scout One more time
Instead of a Girl Scout
Oh, yeah

Although I certainly don't remember singing any songs like that at our Girl Scout campouts!

Lin in Kansas