how about: for the totally useless- "about as much use as a plastic dog turd" for someone with a wrecked back 'e's assled 'is back. This also refers to breaking off a gear (shift to you Americans) stick at the point of entry. Devonshire- "praper job" means its OK,and huge is not pronounced hewge but hooge, as is toosday.Women are maids regardless of age or appearance and men are byes (boys).All inanimate objects are referred to as 'ers or 'ees. Dr.John