I like the one about the 80 year old guy who is sitting in the confessional talking to a priest and said, "Father, I'm 80 years old, I'm married, I have 5 kids, 11 grandkids, and 2 great-grandkids. I've always been faithful but last night, I spent the night with two beautiful 25 year olds and we made love all night long." The priest asked, "My son, how long has it been since your last confession?". The old guy says, "I've never been to confession Father, I'm Jewish." The priest asks, "Well my son, why are you telling me this?". The old guy says, "Are you kiddin me father? I'm tellin everybody!!!!"

Not sure what this has to do with this thread....sorry for the creep!

Frank