Why do people do line dancing?

So Morris dancers have something to laugh at...

A bus load of blind people on a day trip stop at a pub. The coach driver asks if some of the lads can have a game of football on the car park out back.

"How can they do that?" asks the Landlord. "Seeing as they are blind and all that..."

"Well, it's quite easy" says the driver. "They have a special ball with bells in so they can hear it."

Nothing much happens for fifteen minutes or so when all hell lets loose. Police cars, ambulances, fire engines, the lot! Policeman rushes in the pub.

"What the hell is going one" he cries "We have had a report of some bunch of yoboes kicking a Morris dancer to death."

This is a real one - Fire Engine driving past a Morris team. "Which one of you is Morris?" laughs one of the Firemen.

"Which one of you is Dennis?" Replied the squire...

(Bit subtle I'm afraid - you need to know your UK fire engines for that ine!)

Any use?

Cheers

DtG