Some morris dancers were performing at a festival and one of the spectators decided that he'd he like to have a go. He made some enquiries and wais given a form to fill in. He completed the first parts OK ... Name ? Address? Age ? ….
Then he came to the last question – "Have you been circumcised?".
Not wishing to divulge such personal information without good reason, he discussed the point with one of his friends.
"Why do you think they need to know if I've been circumcised?" he asked.
"Well!" replied his friend "you have to be a complete prick to be a morris dancer."