If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a cross-eyed grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

...you want the meaning of life? I'll soon post the meaning of life! 42!..BAH! that's just another Urban Legend! When I was younger, they said "life is a 3-legged kettle"...then they said "life is a fountain"...silly Zen balderdash!.....

now ya'll just hold on...I'll get a candle and head down to the archives in the catacombs and fetch the definitive book on the meaning of life!..

*mumble, mumble*...Oahspe, no...that's not it..The Urantia Book...nope, WAY too complex....ah...there it is! ....now to scan it so the folks will have the complete set of answers to it all....

.......soon now...........