My friends (Sheer Pandamonium) sing "Black Velvet Band" as a 50's Doo Wop song and it is much better that way.

I hope NEVER to hear "As Time Goes By" ever again (" Play it, Sam. You played it for her. You can play it for me."). There is always someone singing that song off key and badly phrased. It just makes me sick.

I wish our VP would stop whistling "If I only had a Brain" from Wizard of Oz. It makes us very nervous.