Between me and Mister, there are:

5 acoustic guitars, one needs work
5 violins, three playable, two need work
1 Fender Mustang (anybody wanna buy it?)
1 accordion, needs work
1 bodhran
1 set bones
1 tambourine
1 Yamaha DX-9 keyboard, hasn't seen the light of day for years
4 pennywhistles
1 piano, at my mother's house