Opening mail early in morning.

Dear Mr Whippy,

Please can ye get ye arse in gear there's a good wee man and bring me a bulk order o'artic rolls, I'm fair champin at the bit tae get me hands on a wee slab o the fair stuff.

I'd pay daecent money and I can put ye up. Just don't tell Big Mick.

Yours Sincerely

Alison

Aww, right I'm off. Hey Mrs Whippy, I'll be back in a couple o'days got an order tae deliver.