Boy, JE, your town sounds busy.....rofl....not as busy as the town I live in....one of the local things was a safeway employee whose girlfriend hired her nephew to kill his wife....plus there are the various wife beatings...husband beatings(across the street...the woman beats her crank dealing husband)....drunk and obnoxious (you can get away with this one in Astoria, OR..the cops there just laugh and send you on your way...just so long as you are not destructive)...drunk driving...breakins....80 year old people getting caught shoplifting....

better than what it used to be....used to be cross burnings also...