Little Hawk? Do you really think it's Bill's role modeling keeping all the Trekkies from going on a crime spree? I had always thought one of the personality traits of Trekkies was their pragmatism. Years of being beaten up for being little and geeky, and all. I should know...being 4'10" and a con goer in my younger years. :P

And, JenEllen...I don't know whether to laugh my derrier off or start packing to move there! I *wish* the DC area sported such ridiculously funny crime statistics.

Any technical/Computer and finance related jobs out that way??? :D