Had a clark gable moustache since first hairs grw on my upper lip. Thought that would look dandy. Then discovered (with female aid) that it just looked greasy. Started to grow untrimmed full beard then. Thought that would look wild and keen. Then discovered (with female aid) it just looked raggy. Now I trim my full beard. Think it looks - ah - dunno - looks like me. And I don't get used to the thought I should stand up earlier and scrap my chin with a blade while still having my eyes half closed.