Man, I am thunderstruck here!

I dunno whether to wind my watch or piss up a rope.

Tell ya what -- drop me a PM and tell me where this started, cuz I am baffled and the intensity of your attitude, and woudl really like to know who you are and what the f*** happened. Seriously!

If you won't do that much, then take two middle fingers and call me in the morning.

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