Dammit, Bearheart, I thought I just had a beard. Now I don't know if its intellectual, sage, radical or what. Really! The confusion you style gurus can cause! "Mountain Man"? What about hillocks, slight elevations and the like? You'll have to explain yourself to the group.

And when it comes to being able to tell a man by his beard my missus says,"Oh no you can't". Fair do's - look who she married.