Well another year has passed and so has my gas which made me think of you Maxie me lad. This is your big 3-0 isn't it? Christ, I have unused rubbers older than you are.....I doubt if we can ever top the birthday of the belly-dancers (Bert was better than the real one), but at least we can have a thread for you......Technically I guess the day is tomorrow, the 24th, but this gets the nightime crowd involved if any of them want to post......and of course they will. This will damn near kill every other thread that's running probably. A bigger bunch of suck-asses I have never encountered in one place before except perhaps in Dubya's Cabinet.

As you are probably aware, Father Joebro detests these birthday threads since he feels they all say the same thing and he thinks it's silly. He's right of course............but fuck him! Generally I take it upon myself to assure that birthday threads have at least one different message by suggesting that the birthday boy or girl go suck the shell off a turtle or something. You are of course free to do that too. In your case though I fear that the messages will run along the lines of:

Happy Birthday and Thank You Max for providing this wonderful website and bringing us together here. It is the most wonderful place on the net and you have done a great job! MAX for KING!!! Blah, blah, blah............

Pardon me while I hurl chunk..........

Yeah, that'll be about the way of it but now to appease Joe and be sure this isn't totally repetitious and boring, I am forced to say:

You bite. Here's a swift kick in the balls for you from me......GOOOOMMMMPPHHH.........Well that about covers it. BTW, Cleigh sends his love and he still awaits a puff up his ass from you. Cletus, Paw, Buford, and the Reg Boys also send their best which don't amount to jackshit so don't get too excited about that either. Also the staff at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed send their love...which means you need to watch your ass...literally.

Well Max, I've said it all here.......and as the most prolific poster in the joint with 16,000 or so posts, I should have said it all by this time. Yeah, I'm proud to say that in all of those posts, damn near none of them made any sense and mainly dealt with the finer points of scatology. I know that I did post a few things worthwhile, but I'll be damned if I can find a one. Gawd knows this one sucks but what else could it do when you consider the subjecr matter? And if you still have a girl who will be caught dead with you, I hope you get a real bang out of your birthday, so to speak.......

Much Love and Kiss My Ass,

Spaw