There's a full moon coming up, and I'll probably have more to add to this later. Anyway, what's the stupidest things people have said to you relating to your job?

I'll start: "You think because you have a gun and a badge and a uniform that you can just go around enforcing laws?"

Or "Is it customary for the police in this town to pull people over and write them summonses?"

Or over the phone "I'm looking for a State Forest, I don't remember what the name was, but I remember that it's the one with all the trees"

or "How come nobody warned us that there were wild animals in these woods?"

Steve (New Jersey State Park Police)