I used to work at Disneyland and have been asked:
"Are you open until you're closed?"
"Where are the Fantasy in the Sky" fireworks going to be?"(Hard not to just point up into the sky for this one).
"Where is that ride that goes real slow in a boat through fire?" (Obviously they meant the Pirates of the Caribbean but it sounded so painful the way they said it).
"Where will the Main Street Electrical Parade be"? (Gee, don't go anywhere near Main Street or you may end up right in the middle of it).