The Malawi Daily Times a source of tremendous fun back in the good old days of the dictator His Excellency Dr H Kamuzu Band, before democratic elections:

"The Presidential car snailed through the town as the people urinated and crapped in the streets."

"Pale Rider starring Clunk Eastwood" - next week there was an apology stating "The film last week was starring Cunt Eastwood"

Then there was the time the Caledonian Society set up the reporter who was intrigued by all these Europeans in "skirts" on Burns night and what they were doing with whiskey glasses and was gravely informed that they were 'tossing to the President' and reported it as such (probably a hanging offence in those days!)