CH... you actually eat PQ Poutine on toast and charge others with "eating anything" ?

I say "PQ" Poutine because around here (Maritime Canada) Poutine is a dish made of mushed potato, formed into a ball, with, maybe/maybe not, pork and/or pork scrucheons in the centre. It is often served with brown sugar, molasses or maple slurpup... or just some salt and pepper.