Dear Hille,

Go for it! Lee is a great guitarist and singer and you and the club won't regret booking him. I'll have a wee word with that scurvy Dorking FC home bunch of his and see if I can't encourage some of them to go down and support you. It's not that far! Even after 11 years away in another country they're still frightened of me!!!

Get him to do Lord Mayo's March or tell him I'll kick his butt for him!

Very best wishes,

mooman