AHA - he is not consistent! I have now dug out the cassette and will listen to it ASAP, but it was recorded at the back of a hall, on an old portable, about 1973. I didn't know he had recorded it, but I shouldn't have been surprised.

There were also these lines somewhere

Red nose through inability to masticate his food
I see you've noticed mine is red but I don't give a damn
I may as well own up to it and tell you who I am

Then chorus.