That's an amazing story, Spaw. It sounds like something you would have concocted about Paw and Cletus and their close relatives, except for the fatality part.

One thing that has not been touched on yet in this thread is that you can theoretically kill another person with an iguana! It's not easy and the iguana doesn't enjoy it a bit, but it CAN be done. It was attempted recently in the Isle of Mann. I think the sale of iguanas should be very carefully regulated, if not stopped altogether.

- LH