Traditionally (as I understand it), each region/city/community had their own Mayday Carol. Since Mudcat is a community extraordinaire, I think we deserve a carol of our own! And so, I humbly offer the following to you for tweaking, adding to, writing a melody for, or soundly spoofing:

THE MUDCAT CAFE MAYDAY CAROL
(a work in progress)

Hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray!!!
Let's raise our voices and sing for May!

Doing a virtual cyber-dance
From Alaska to the shores of France
From Nova-Scotia to the Missisip
(Even catfish dance and skip)

Hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray!!!
Let's raise our voices for work and play!