Ye hae an'awfy lot o' gall Zip,belittlin the "Ne Ultra" O' Scottish pedagogical excellence.Ah'll hae ye know that oan the last survey Lanarkshire had the largest collection o' medieval artifacts in the country.They are so common that aw' the young anes hae their ane cache o' Bayonets,swords,Bricks-on-a-rope an' various instruments o' war.They are maistly for show nooadays as we are a very peace-lovin race.We are so peacefu' these days that ane o' the young rascals is likely tae rush up an' gie ye a "Glesca Kiss" for nae reason ataw.
Friendly rivalry atween the various neighborhoods is a popular pastime oan the week-ends.ljc