CLASSES FOR MEN!

At our local learning center for adults

Sign-up by May 25th

Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.

Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?

Group practice.

Topic 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.

Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?

Examples on video.

Topic 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING ITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.

Open forum.

Topic 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.

Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.

Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation. Exercises, meditation and breathing Techniques.

Topic 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full Lobotomies offered.

**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.