AH HA!!!!Gottcha!
You are biased against animals with legs that are shorter than the "norm."
I notice that you said NOTHING about that most treacherous of "PETS", the Budgie.
NO!! You save your smug putdowns for the innocent Wiener Dog, the animated sausage that is the butt of so much so-called "humor".
Well, NOW the world knows you for what you really are; defamers of the oddly-shaped, the long, the lowly.
Anti-Dachshundists.
I sneer in your general direction.

troll