Gentlemen:

I am informed by the Elders of Tactile Reconaissance that the Temple of the Golden Globes should get in touch with you in light of your fervent potential as recruits.

We have introductory courses designed to introduce you to the Temple's beliefs and practices, in which we focus on feeling and the contemplation of divine curves. We offer more advanced studies, conducted in Braille. Please read the accompanying leaflet carefully; you will find that opportunities for prayerful, focused meditation on the Great Mammarian SPirit abound, and that all you need to do is get in better touch.

Sincerely yours,

Brother Lactimmus Globulus
Recruiter
Temple of the Golden Globes
"Behold! Our cups run over, and our spirits are full of thanks!"