As one who does not suffer from GAS, I have to say I have still enjoyed reading about your malady and completley understand...no, really I do! BUT, it does sound fairly acute, no, no, it's NOT cute, I mean "serious" and I woud urge all of you who suffer to join GAS-A-Non-EE-Mouse, today...membership fees will take care of any extra cash you may have had with which to purchase any more axes (puir as church mice comes to mind), so that you will never suffer, again...just think of how happy your friends and family will be! Send those fees to GAS-A Non EE Mouse c/o the kat at the Mudcat and you, too, will receive your congratulations phone call, a year's supply of crying towels (kleenex), and much much more....wait, we'll even kick in miniature replica of Tiny Tim's ukulele suitable for wearing on your lapel...hurry, send in those fees, today!

Bro, I fear it may be too late for you...she's a purty one, anyway...so congratulations!

kat