Was I the only one who came in here expecting to see some sort of thread about men who talk to their private parts?

It reminded me of the movie "Inner Space" when Martin Short's character was talking to Dennis Quaids character at a urinal (Dennis was miniaturized, and floating around in Martin's body someplace). Some other guy comes in to take a leak and says, "Jeez, man...play with it, but don't *talk* to it!"

:::thread creep over:::

And there's another one. Is anyone else reminded of trolls when they see the term "Thread Creep"?