The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #43634   Message #704744
Posted By: Amos
05-May-02 - 11:33 AM
Thread Name: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1
Subject: RE: Interim Song Challenge! No. 1
Well, it's a deep-seated Darwinian thing -- a second rate boob goes psycho at the site of a better boob -- competitive instinct, ya know....

The Tactile Ascended Masters of the Temple of the Golden Globe are planning a lawsuit on grounds of infringement of the free practice of religion, but the lawyers are saying it will be terribly expensive, so I am open to donations for the "Uncover the Boob" fund.

We are also planning a giant (Two Million Boobs) march on Washington on the same theme, and we are trying to get a couple of thousand lactating volunteers to march in the front rows, for effect... but we have to pull it off in the warm weather.