I can't believe I actually did these TWICE.
THEY ARE AWFUL!
There were no rude and mannerless people around at ALL. In fact people took care of themselves and helped out around here so much, I almost lost it a couple of times!
People brought so damn much food I won't get to cook, now that they have left it all in my spare fridge, ALL WEEK. I dunno what to do with the ()**()*() scrapple!
The whole house is unaturally clean. I can't even find any damn cracker crumbs or empty beer bottles lying around. And there's a recycling center out back I never saw before either! My husband is humming little ditties as he mows the lawn, and furthermore, there are too damn many notes lingering in the air!
Cripes, I learned so many new songs I'll have to find new places to sing them!
It's just not fair!
SOMETHING oughtta be done!
And that's just the HOSTESS view. I bet the people who came are even more upset about it than I am!
Thanks for listening, I just had to get it off my chest!