Well be sure to steer clear of the Junebug XL MudGathering PA June 6-10-02, because I have a horrible feeling it may be our most unpleasant and unsavoury one yet.
For one thing it's likely to be overun with fireflies. And if I get the sitting pool set up, there are sure to be to be pruney-looking Catters wandering about drunkenly in the dark.
And it will be warm enough to use the FRONT porch for pickin', and who knows how that may draw passersby with disgusting and unusual musical interests.
I'd like to have a talk with whoever foisted this upon us!