The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #47344   Message #706042
Posted By: Little Hawk
07-May-02 - 01:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Gatherings SUCK!
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Gatherings SUCK!
Look, Susan, cheer up. Things are bound to improve soon. We (the staff at the WSSBA) are presently engaged in negotiations with the Great Man, William Shatner, and there is a distinct chance we can get him to attend your next gathering for at least 1 day out of his busy schedule.

It all hinges on money.

You have money, right, Susan? It's not a huge amount of money, just enough to cover his travel expenses, plus a little extra. Think 4 figures, and we're talking.

For 5 figures, he'll even sing a few songs for you and kiss babies. YEAHHHH, BABYYYY!

- LH