So far, on behalf of the wonderful county of the East Saxons, I have found two (both courtesy of the University of Essex Football Club): "Essex Aces" (sung to the tune "Bladon Races") and "You Filthy Essex Whore" (sung to "When I'm 64"). I am putting on my white stilettos as I speak, anxiously in search of something a little more "refained". I may be gone some time.

- jeanie