Love the humour on that site! First reaction to this thread was negative, until I visited the site.

So, I am married to Jody Corrupt Armadillo! And, he is married to (first and last name) Jennifer Concave Llama; or, (first, middle, and last) Glynis Multipurpose Chicken (ewww!); or, (katlaughing) Doris Antique Girdle! LOL!