Oh. I set out from Wisconsin With my pipe bombs in my car I've 'mailed 'em in Kansas and Iowa And I'm bound for Omaha.

Chorus: Oh, my name's Luke Helder and - No ifs, snds or buts - You may think I'm smirking cheekily But the simple truth's I'm nuts!

I sent my pa a letter, Said the government are lice And to teach 'em all a lesson Two dozen mailmen are gonna pay the price.

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You can put me in a pillory or stocks across the nation, I'll smile and smile my loony smile Don't know the meaning of humiliation.

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If I had seen some other kook Held up to ridicule, Would I have really been deterred? I'm nuts, I'd think, "That's cool!"

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