How about I just add a few to the male side there Seed Ol' Buddy...............First, a personal favorite, Whip the Bishop.

Spank the Monkey, Choke your Chicken, Bop your Baloney, Pound your Pud, Have a Date with Ma Thumb and Her 2 (3 or 4) Fingers, Wind your Crank, Polish the Knob, Have a Wank, Watch Willie Spit..........

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