I thought everyone knew about the book. It's quite an old work by now, starts out, :It was the best of times..." Ah..no; that wasn't one of mine. Let's see... oh yeah, it's called STORIES TOLD IN THE KITCHEN, and, the last I knew it was still available from Borders Books. It's a collection of old and new Maine humor, paperback $5.95. Funniest thing I ever wrote.