(Sorry this is late. I tried a number of times to post it yesterday but couldn't get connected to Mudcat all afternoon and evening.)

What's the next worse thing to having a birthday on or near Christmas?  Having one that falls on or near
Mother's Day!
You got cheated, girlfriend, so here's an oversized bidet b'day greeting:

Felice Compleano!

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

Feliz Cumpleaños!

Joyeux Anniversaire!

Happy Birthday!
 
 

Glad you're on the mend, Áine.  Hope you're back to gardening and all that good stuff soon.

Genie