Not a serious answer :

Martha snell, she's gone away,

She would if she could - but she couldn't stay

She'd two bad legs & a baddish cough

But twas her legs what carried her off.

Here lies the body of Mary Charlotte

Born a Virgin, died a harlot.

Until 15 she kept her vignity,

Which is a record for this 'ere vicinity.

English John - you beat me to it with " somebody else's name"

Hilary