LANE, FIELDING, PATTERSON,& SWAN

**WAYLAND******TORONTO******BREMEN******OAKLAND**

    Layabouts-At-Large And For Hire

   When Doing Sweet Damn All Is Just Too Damn Much

It's the 21st Century and life is hard. You know you need to relax, but in the hectic pace of everyday life you just can't! Your Doctor tells you that you need a good dose of "doing nothing" but when is there time?

LFPS--Doing all we can to do as little as possible when you're too busy to do nothing

At Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan, we recognize that need and have a solution for you! We know that many of you contract out for other things so why not contract us to do nothing for you whenever we can and freeing you to do all of those things that your job and your life requires. No need to schedule a time or a place to go and relax and simply layabout....We handle the whole thing for you whenever we can and we generally can at anytime as we do nothing else. The firm of LFPS make it our business to do nothing at all....and we do it all the time!

LFPS--DOING NOTHING FOR YOU--It's the very least we can do!!!

LFPS is an International group with 4 locations to serve you. It really doesn't matter though as we do nothing wherever we are and can do the same for you....anyplace, anytime, anywhere. Additionally, since we do absolutely nothing all the time, we can service an unlimited number of customers. We are all professional Layabouts and well trained in the fine art of nothingness. We can often do several nothings at the same time so just tell us what you want and we can handle it! Look for us whenever you see someone doing nothing as it may well be one of us. We will be wearing our Corporate Sportswear of gray shirts with green lettering displaying our CORPORATE LOGO on the front and back. If we don't respond to you though, remember.....We do nothing aggressively so it may take some time before we get back to you.

So if you are too busy to get the healthy benefits of doing nothing, you need.......

LANE, FIELDING, PATTERSON,& SWAN

**WAYLAND******TORONTO******BREMEN******OAKLAND**

Layabouts-At-Large And For Hire

When Doing Sweet Damn All Is Just Too Damn Much