Copied as close to memory as possible from the great standup philosopher, Leonard A. Schneider:

"Marijuana will lead you to all sorts of other things and into a life of narcotics. Heroin, Cocaine...they start with marijuana!

Yeah....right.........

Marijuana.......marijuana.......marijuana gives you one thing.....the Devil's Tool............Pleasure.............But you go to jail and you wind up in the same cell as murderer and.....

'So tell me cellmate....How did you get into this life of crime and become the robber, rapist, and murderer you are now?'

'Well, I started playing Bingo in the Catholic Church.........'

Yeah....Marijuana.....what a crime......."

Spaw