Can you guys handle international contracts?

I've been so busy lately I haven't even had the time to break wind. Perhaps Mr Patterson with his expert knowledge in this area could help me with that particular problem?

Being skint I cannot afford much but my plight is too serious, and my moral conscience too great, to let you work pro bono.

Payment could be in unconsumed crates of Belgian beer left over from the recent Brussels EuroGathering 2002 if that's OK with you guys?

Yours in anticipation,

mooman