In the recording of MB&A that I have [ca 1971], the parody verse goes:

Spoken: The girl of my dream, she bobbed her hair and she dyed it, dyed it, a fiery red
Yes, she drinks and she smokes, and she's always full of funny jokes
But she's simple, she hasn't got one thought in her head
You say she drinks, yes she drinks, she drinks alcohol
She drinks so much she'll make the world go dry
And, to tell you the truth, she drinks more than you or I
Sung: For the girl of my dreams she's a cigarette fiend
She's the sweetheart of six other guys

--Stewie.