Banjer, the bank announcement which sticks in my mind, not to mention my craw, was one a few months back when one of our major Australian banks announced its' intention to reduce staffing levels and close a number of country branches... "to enhance our customer service capability"... Eh?

And how about those wonderful little instructions appearing on everything. Seen on a packet of peanuts recently... "1 - Open packet. 2 - Eat contents"