Just getting started, Gillyflower, old sort:
As pied as a Mudcat
As many lives as a Mudcat
As mouserly as a Mudcat
As mudluscious as a mudcat (apologies to eec)
As postmudern as a Mudcat
Müde (with an umlaut for wolfgang) wie ein Mudcat.
As transcendentally muditative as a Mudcat
As threadbare as a Mudcat
Next quiz: What is the longest word you can make out of letters in "MUDCAT" used only once? I can find more than one of 5 letters; anyone got all 6?
Yours, Peter T.