Bill Caddick wrote the words to the words to the wonderful song John O' Dreams setting them to a tune by Tchaikovsky . When Les Barker wrote the parody "Custard Creams", Bill recorded it for Les's CD "Tubular Dogs", Bill didn't benefit financially at all - it was Tchaikovsky's music and Les's lyrics. It doesn't stop there though - last week I heard Bill sing another version Les had sent him - "Ron O' Dreams" about John's lesser known brother!