Chew the card, throw away the gum and save the wrapper.

Years ago in a post office over a table containing one of those horrible non-working chained pens was a sign detailing the punishments for stealing the pen. These included incarceration and a fine of US$1,000. I double anyone, especially me, had any desire at all to steal what had to be one of the worst pens in existance. So I stole the sign.

(Please don't turn me in -- if the PO finds out I also don't use the "plus 4" part of the Zip code, I'm doomed!!!)

Linn