I mentioned this in another thread a long time back, but here it is again. I used to work in a furniture store and we sold a little occasional table-type thing, just a little round table that you might put a telephone on, or a small plant or something. I was assembling said table when I noticed the sticker on the underside of the tabletop: WARNING! This is a table. Don't sit on it.

And what's an "occasional" table, anyway? Is it only a table part of the time, and morphs into something else?

I got really tickled at an Allegra commercial last night, which said "side effects may include headache..." And I'm thinking, personally, I take allergy pills to AVOID headaches...