Don't forget your boat when you go sailin' on Lough Neagh
Remember the punjana when you make a cup o' tay
Better get a move-on else you'll cause us a delay
Fal-de-deedle-do

Gino is substantial, he is meaty and he's plump
But he's not a bit like Eamonn Holmes, the lazy bloody lump
Who looks like he's inflated with a giant bicycle pump
Fal-de-deedle-do